Vann Crow’s hand picked monologue topics – 2/26/2015

Hand picked stories to write your monologues:

1. Driver near Seattle blames owl-watching for car crash 
2. 2 Men Accused of Parachuting 200 Feet From Crane Get Tickets

3. Toronto Police Stumped by Mysterious Tunnel
4. Bank robbery suspect arrested after stopping for coffee
5. Montana legislator says ‘yoga pants should be illegal in public’
   
6. NYC, Orthodox Jews reach deal on circumcision suction ritual
7. Cops seeking suspect find him after his Greyhound bus selfie
8. San Antonio firefighters find snakes roaming in house fire
9. ‘Drunk Dialing’ 911 More Than 100 Times Finally Gets Man A
   Response: Arrest – a little dated, but there is something there…
10. Texas man arrested for fight at tax office over tightly folded money

11. Floating strip club’s latest trouble: Human waste disposal

12. Massachusetts man selling, shipping snow from his yard

13. Scorpion stings Alaska Airlines passenger, delaying flight

14. Florida ‘zombie cat’ hit with custody motion

15. Green groups divided on Hillary Clinton’s oil interest ties 

16. 400-year-old books stolen in Italy are found in California

17. Smucker deal may keep activists in Kibbles ‘n Bits  2/04/15

18. Bad weather delays US woman’s execution rescheduled for Monday

19. Human head transplant just two years away, surgeon claims

20. Entrepreneur: We’ve bottled brain power

21. Want muscles? Rice is the new meat
    

22. Man arrested after calling police to ‘test response time’

There you go…. get to work!….