Get your humorist self on and spin these puppies into a nice little bit. If you do snag and write some comedy rags, I would love to see what you come up with… Share back please!
- It’s the year of the great prison escapes….one day they will romanticized like pirates
- You know you have a bad day as a criminal when you get chased by a bull from the house you just burglarized.
- You know it was a bad flight when turbulence put you in the hospital.
- I get the feeling at any moment gas prices will jump through the roof again…and it will be back to spaghetti dinners.
- I am not sure I like the way “Eurozone” sounds….. I wonder what Orwell would have to say.
- I really…really…really wish drones were invented when I was a kid. I am sure I would have had a different life profession….
- I am more determined than ever too____________
- One thing that really needs to be explained to me is____________
- Someone is bound to see through the real reason___________
- Fashion decisions cause so much trouble between people.
My terms and conditions- I foster a love/hate relationship with the grammar police. I love them when they are right and let me know in a non-condescending way. And, I hate them when they are right and let me know in a non-condescending way. In any case, I will admit errors occur. I will admit certain grammar correction blindness. Please do let me know about any whoppers, but no nitpicking please. I am looking to encourage an all things positive environment.
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