July 12, 2015 – Just in under the wire…MORE IDEAS NEEDING YOUR COMEDIC SPIN

Get your humorist self on and spin these puppies into a nice little bit. If you do snag and write some comedy rags, I would love to see what you come up with… Share back please!

  1. It’s the year of the great prison escapes….one day they will romanticized like pirates
  2. You know you have a bad day as a criminal when you get chased by a bull from the house you just burglarized.
  3. You know it was a bad flight when turbulence put you in the hospital.
  4. I get the feeling at any moment gas prices will jump through the roof again…and it will be back to spaghetti dinners. 
  5. I am not sure I like the way “Eurozone” sounds….. I wonder what Orwell would have to say.
  6. I really…really…really wish drones were invented when I was a kid. I am sure I would have had a different life profession….
  7. I am more determined than ever too____________
  8. One thing that really needs to be explained to me is____________
  9. Someone is bound to see through the real reason___________
  10. Fashion decisions cause so much trouble between people.

 

My terms and conditions- I foster a love/hate relationship with the grammar police. I love them when they are right and let me know in a non-condescending way. And, I hate them when they are right and let me know in a non-condescending way. In any case, I will admit errors occur. I will admit certain grammar correction blindness. Please do let me know about any whoppers, but no nitpicking please. I am looking to encourage an all things positive environment.

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